Doug Stanhope – MySpace Pedophiles
July 1st, 2009 by
Doug Stanhope at the Comedy Store in Manchester UK. This was supposed to be a rough draft, upped only for Doug’s review and approval. But he let the cat out of the bag, so I guess it’s staying up for a while.
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July 1st, 2009 at 3:11 am
something i have to remind myself of everyday
“just dont fuck the kid”- Doug Stanhope
July 1st, 2009 at 3:11 am
lol
July 1st, 2009 at 3:11 am
True that!
July 1st, 2009 at 3:11 am
awesome comment. if you dont get this you are the one fucking the kid.
July 1st, 2009 at 3:11 am
If you’re familiar with Doug Stanhopes humour then you know what the punchline is. You can tell an idiot a joke, but you can’t make him laugh if he/she is too stupid to understand it.
July 1st, 2009 at 3:11 am
Not one punchline. He really is shit, trying to shock people into laughing. THIS is the new Bill Hicks now THATS funny. This douche sounds like he wants to be Joe Rogan. I would rather be Down Syndrome
July 1st, 2009 at 3:11 am
The best and most true things are said in the last minute. Hear, hear.
July 1st, 2009 at 3:11 am
doug is quoting Chris Morris there. Morris went way beyong the line.
July 1st, 2009 at 3:11 am
If you like Doug Stanhope’s ideas, please sign the petition urging him to run for president! petitionspotDOTcom/petitions/stanhope2012/
By the way, seeing Doug live is well worth it. I went to his show in San Jose last month and he was in fine form! His upcoming shows are listed at dougstanhopeDOTcom .
For those who “get it” on a deeper level and want to know more about the libertarian philosophy, this video gives a good intro – isilDOTorg/resources/introductionDOTswf
July 1st, 2009 at 3:11 am
Did that guy actually call him a sick man and was he taken away by security?!
I don´t get it! I watched it twice just to make sure what he said to make him go angry! He didn´t say anything horrible until then! He was all sarcastic and right with a point! Only after the “fucking pedo” thing he started that defending thing! So WTF?! I can´t believe it!
July 1st, 2009 at 3:11 am
He is my favorite Comedian! He should have brought up the point that a pedophile is someone attracted to pre- pubescent children! The media uses teenagers, which are not pre- pubescent to make it seem like its more rampant. The guys who try and fuck teens are just pathetic for trying to manipulate a naive teen but it isn’t pedophilia, and no different then the media trying to manipulate the naive people!!! Walt Disney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 1st, 2009 at 3:11 am
“as opposed to the old fashioned way where they did laps around the schoolyard tryin to fly-fish junior into the oldsmobile” LMAO
July 1st, 2009 at 3:11 am
LOL
July 1st, 2009 at 3:11 am
CP… I know of a place…
July 1st, 2009 at 3:11 am
By that argument movies and music wouldn’t be easily available to download from the internet, as copyright infringement is illegal.
July 1st, 2009 at 3:11 am
Well said,finally someone hits the nail on the head.I saw Doug in Manchester in 2008.Absolutely hillarious.I can’t help but think the constant comparisons being made between Stanhope and Hicks is down to pure nostalgia. Stanhope is more naturally funny and has lived it,there’s no act.
July 1st, 2009 at 3:11 am
No, that’s just not why at all. It’s because there really isn’t that big of a market for it.
July 1st, 2009 at 3:11 am
This is SO true. That’s why child porn (obviously not with actual children, just young looking 18 yr olds or something) should be legal. So they don’t have to fuck actual children.
July 1st, 2009 at 3:11 am
He makes a valid point, it should be legal to watch and look at, but catch the motherfucker who produced it
July 1st, 2009 at 3:11 am
Maybe CP isn’t easily available on the internet because its illegal…
July 1st, 2009 at 3:11 am
I’m not a hater, but I really don’t like Carlin. Stanhope is great though
I wonder if I will get thumbed down for my opinion…
July 1st, 2009 at 3:11 am
lol, this was hilarious, fucking genius. Ive never seen child porn either and I watch a lot lol
July 1st, 2009 at 3:11 am
no one profits from CP… it’s essentially a courtesy to video tape the rape.
July 1st, 2009 at 3:11 am
“so… what you’re saying is, that children will be raped anyway, it’s just that a minority of rapes will be taped?” – GarsinX
Not quite, but that consumption of porn involving children could create incentives for people to make porn involving children if they think they could profit.
July 1st, 2009 at 3:11 am
this guy is funny, but you know he is one miserable fuck lol.